So I’m at the stage in my life where I frequently need to ask my bladder, “Do you really need to go pee or do you just think you need to go pee?”
My bladder usually just shrugs and says, “You wanna take that chance?”
Sigh. “You’re turning into a real asshole, bladder, you know that?’
My bladder stares blankly. “Well, you’re in the right neighbourhood. Wrong house, though.”
None of this was in the brochure.