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I Am Ready Ebola

There is something so spectacularly indulgent about going to the mall with a friend, eating my weight in A+W, and then seing Gaurdians of the Galaxy. Stomach gluttony and eye gluttony. But, when ebola gets here and wipes most of out, I will pass away relatively content. Gaurdians of the Galaxy: Excellent. A+W: I am sad that you no longer feed your cattle steroids. I don’t feel nearly as strong after eating a teen burger. Please put the chemicals back in your food.

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  1. JUST got out of that movie, and I would totally see it again, and I rarely say that.

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  2. A & W??? We ate that when I was a kid, but I haven’t had their burgers for years, even though there’s one just down the street from our house. Change that, I think I had one after it opened a few years ago and was so unimpressed. Maybe I’ll need to try it again. If Ebola doesn’t get to me first.

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  3. That movie’s on our list for tomorrow. In XD, 3D, and every other D you can imagine. Looking forward to it! (But I’ll skip the burgers…)

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  4. You are funny John, but I might have to burst your bubble of contentment…. Ebola causes diarrhoea and vomiting. Me thinks the burger wouldn’t go down so well……

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