Get Off My Lawn

I can't tell if he's laughing or crying.

My Last Nerve

I am tired of the wind. The snow. Wearing a coat. Icey sidewalks. And the cold. If the weather doesn’t warm up this weekend I will go to a park, a frozen park, and set myself on fire in protest like one of those Tibeten monks. Or I will punch myself in the cock until I pass out and hopefully not wake up until it is summer. I can’t really decide. But I have til Sunday before I take such drastic action. Oh, and I’ll also be shopping around for a new Condo. So I have a pretty full weekend.

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2 replies

  1. Whiskey and Valium regularly sound like less violent means?! But I guess I am not the one in that cold….. New condo huh? Maybe one in a warmer climate?

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