Get Off My Lawn

I can't tell if he's laughing or crying.

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Winter, I have been patient. But today is March 30 and it is -13 (celcius) and tonight you will set the temperature at -23. This is unacceptable. I think the next time we meet I’m going to kick you in the balls and then make out with your mom as you watch, helpless, and writhing in pain.

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  1. How’s this for contrast! Yesterday, we had 35 Celsius and 90% humidity. Yep. 90%. Even the dogs stopped panting cos sweating doesn’t help! Hope it warms up for you soon, or I’d be concerned for winter’s balls. 😀

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  2. I’d buy a ticket to watch that fight, but it’s too cold there.

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    • Ha ha ha. If I sold tickets I’d donate the proceeds to some charity that helps people who have become very grumpy ’cause it’s cold all the time. It’s no Make A Wish foundation but people who are put out due to the weather deserve help too.

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  3. Let it be said you are a deeply twisted man. And I mean that in the nicest way.

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